It can be bleak in January, so come and cheer yourself up at our 8th Birthday party! Incredible as it seems, we have been going that long, and to celebrate our move up from infants into junior school, we have a cracking ALL STAR line up! And Neil Masters MC ing, of course.

NOEL JAMES - You will know him probably as the hilarious BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT semi finalist, but here's how he describes himself :
"I have been treading the boards – some would say walking the plank – for twenty-five years. An experienced, very original, comedian from Swansea, Wales, who has played – and often headlined – most comedy clubs in the UK including Glee Clubs, Banana Cabaret, Hyena, The Stand, Up The Creek, Frog and Bucket, Baby Blue, and more.
As well as club gigs I’ve performed at major festivals, and gigs abroad in places like Dubai, Shanghai, Berlin, Cape Town and Canada.
I’ve done sketch shows on BBC Radio Wales, and various TV comedy and acting roles in both English and Welsh.
I am not a gratuitously rude comic. When I’m on stage I come alive and my goal is to literally cheer everyone up, if I can.
My material is highly original, cerebral, with some wordplay; some people think it’s clever but at the same time it has a wide appeal. I can also perform in my mother tongue, the Welsh language." No need in Lewes methinks...

TOM DEACON - He has been performing live stand-up for the last 9 years – with four Edinburgh solo shows under his belt – and has been the host of his own TV, radio and online shows on BBC2, BBC Radio1, The Capital FM breakfast show and YouTube football channel Copa90 – where his Eurofan escapades have notched up over 8 million views.
Tom has made guest appearances on BBC2’s The Rob Brydon Show, Dave’s One Night Stand and ITV2’s Fake Reaction.
He is currently the host of Gfinity’s Elite series. A journey into the world of Esports has led Tom to host on the Sky F1 channel for the first ever F1 sports tournament which took place during the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix of 2017.
2018 will see Tom performing around the uk and world. It will also see him host season 3 and season 4 of the Elite series, with a special FIFA 18 show in Disney World.
"A mighty fine comic"The Guardian
"With looks, confidence, charm and great material; expect other comics to lynch him"The Sunday Times

DANNY GARNELL - Winner of ‘So You Think You’re Funny?’ at the Edinburgh Festival 2018!
Danny Garnell began a career as a professional wrestler at the age of 15, after beginning his training at the now legendary Hammerlock school of wrestling 9 months before. After 17 years of touring the UK, Europe and the US for various promotions, injuries forced Danny into walking away from the wrestling business as an in ring performer.
“I had always been a massive fan of stand up comedy, and after some time off from performing, I really missed it. On the advice of some friends who happen to be comedians, I decided to try stand up at an open mic night at a local club. Nothing could of prepared me for that buzz, and I have been hooked ever since”
Danny is now working on making comedy his full time job, and is performing in London and Kent regularly. He is still involved in the Wrestling business, working as a ring announcer, commentator and occasional coach for up and coming pro wrestlers.

Plus! A short set from up and comer.. .JENAN YOUNIS ... Is a London-based comedian of Palestinian and Iraqi descent whose keenly-observed comedy has been described as a slap in the face – so don’t sit within arm’s reach. Culturally inappropriate, politically unacceptable and explosively funny. Jenan has been a semi-finalist and regional finalist for two national stand-up competitions (So You Think You’re Funny? and Funny Women 2018) and have performed for Arabs Are Not Funny! twice as well as performed and run charity-themed Middle Eastern comedy nights with LSE and SOAS called Weapons Of Mass Hilarity.
"Smart, hip comedian-not to be missed!"-The List

Price(s) of entry:Early bird online only from £8.00 plus booking fee. Union Music:£10/£8 (concessions) plus booking fee. OTD £12/£10
Where people can get tickets: Union Music OR reservations on 07582408418 OR
Time(s) of event: - Doors : 7.30. Show: 8pm

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East Sussex
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Club Members can hire the function room for parties, meetings and other events, especially on Saturday evenings. Rates are very reasonable and we can provide all sorts of additional resources to make your evening go with a swing!

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5:00 pm - 10:00 pm*

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Q - Where are you?
A - We're located at 139 High Street in Lewes town centre. If you're coming by road from the Brighton direction we're on the left, just after Shelleys Hotel before the bottleneck and next door to Lewes Old Grammar School (see the map below).

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