February is so bad they made it three days shorter, so help yourself get through it with laughter. After having to cancel due to Telly commitments in November, the RAYMOND and MR TIMPKINS REVUE is back! They've brought with them the fantastic STEVE N ALLEN of THE MASH REPORT tv fame, and the taking no prisoners GRACE CAMPBELL (well...her dad is Alistair Campbell, what d you expect?) PLUS! A SPECIAL GUEST MC! (TBA online shortly)

THE RAYMOND AND MR TIMPKINS REVUE simply have to be seen to be believed. They are the without a doubt the maddest, silliest, stupidest, cleverest, strangest and everything else-ist as well as the funniest double act of comedians on the circuit. They're a prop/music driven double act, professionally dancing about and holding up words and pictures since 2004, though they’ve been enthusiastic amateurs for much longer. "Explosively abrasive and buttock clenchingly funny as ever......amazingly rabidly good, just go and see them." - 3 Weeks “Joyous. Pretty irresistible" - Chortle

STEVE N ALLEN Star of radio and the stand-up stage, performs "★★★★ biting satire" (-Three Weeks) and "cutting wit" (-Time Out) with a "charming and witty persona" (-Chortle). A self-confessed news addict, Steve keeps his finger on the pulse of current affairs. Whether as an on-air news commentator or as "a performer with masses of talent" (-Fringe Review) on stage, Steve is "very funny and sometimes bizarre". (-Surrey Mirror). Steve's stand-up has taken a path through being a BBC New Comedy semi-finalist, Laughing Horse New Act finalist and Amused Moose Hot Starlet, on to performing at The Comedy Store, The Glee Club, Leicester Square theatre and The Comedy Cafe. Steve has performed different versions of his topical comedy one-man show, The SomeNews Live Show, at several comedy festivals including Edinburgh, Manchester, Leicester, Brighton and Nottingham. Now the Newsreader face of BBC2'a MASH REPORT.

GRACE CAMPBELL says - Contact my agents if you’d like me to come and shout about my vagina and politics (simultaneously) at your events. I ALSO, THIS YEAR, WROTE, PRODUCED, AND STARRED IN MY FIRST SHOW FOR TV, RIOT GIRLS.
'It's as crude as it is funny and effective.' The Telegraph 'Brilliant feminist satire & a riotous reboot of a weary format.' Stylist

Price(s) of entry:Early bird online only from £8.00 plus booking fee. Union Music:£10/£8 (concessions) plus booking fee. OTD £12/£10
Where people can get tickets: Union Music OR reservations on 07582408418 OR
Time(s) of event: - Doors : 7.30. Show: 8pm

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139 High Street
East Sussex
United Kingdom

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Sundays in the Bar

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Function Room

Club Members can hire the function room for parties, meetings and other events, especially on Saturday evenings. Rates are very reasonable and we can provide all sorts of additional resources to make your evening go with a swing!

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Opening HoursOpening Hours - Temporary restricted times due to COVID-19

Friday and Saturday
5:00 pm - 10:00 pm*

3:00pm - 8:00pm*

* if no customers may close 1 hour earlier


The current membership year started on 30th June 2019. Due to COVID-19 memberships are extended and will not expire until further notice

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Q - Where are you?
A - We're located at 139 High Street in Lewes town centre. If you're coming by road from the Brighton direction we're on the left, just after Shelleys Hotel before the bottleneck and next door to Lewes Old Grammar School (see the map below).

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